Not only do I look like a candy cane with the red and white, but blood sucking bugs think I must also taste like sweet candy and now I also look like I have the mumps. I live in Colorado, the majestic and beautiful Mile High City. The weather has been perfect and yet, I freaking hate the outdoors. Sunburn, itchy bites - what the hell?
So my trainer (and no she is not just for show) called me tonight from Chicago, where she is stranded. I got more and more excited as the call went on, though you could tell by her voice she was aggrevated, sad, and disappointed. Then she said the magical words, "so we will not be able to train tomorrow". I felt so bad for her that I waited until she was off the line to Yippee. Is it wrong for me to want to kiss her with tongue?
To round off my interesting Sunday, I had this actual conversation with one of the girls who works for me.
"Hey, did you get around to approving my PTO for the 16th? I have to go to court"
Me: "Yes, you should get an email notification, but let me know if you don't"
Her: "So if I don't get jail time, can I come to work after my court apperance?"
Me: "Wow, I was just thinking the same thing!"
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